.... wait for it.... I am a.... cretin!
In my dictionary the definition for cretin is thus.... "person afflicted with physical and mental retardation caused by thyroid deficiency".... I did not know that!
Who knew?.... all those times growing up, when my mates and I, we would call each other; cretin, retard, spastic.... and much worse besides.... as a way of taking the piss.... they were actually bang on the money with me!
Please understand this was always done in a light-hearted manner.... can insults ever be light-hearted?.... obviously a rhetorical question..... but back in the 70's that's how we rolled!
Anyway, I'm gonna sing it loud and proud....
I.... AM.... A.... CRETIN!!!!
I know, I know.... tell me something I don't know....
so I'm a cretin too...i always knew there was something special about me...thanks for making me LOL, i needed that...
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